In Your Opinion…
What’s the worst song to climax to?
Mine? “Kiss Is On My List” by Hall & Oates
Use Google maps to create a personalized envelope. Read the comments for details on how to orient the map in order to get this to work even if your letter is traveling from east to west or south to north.
(via Craziest Gadgets)
WICKED
Ohhhhhhh, most fancy..
Excedrin and the Five Finger Plant
My life consists of these two things right now. On top of that, cups of tea, full-bodied cigarettes, and draft beers.
I’ve spent the last week fighting off the excruciating pain radiated from my mid- to lower-back and neck. I’ve hurt myself somehow and I still have yet to discover how. The reason lies somewhere between twelve years of recreational and competitive swimming and my inability to hold still in my sleep. I have a terrible habit of rolling onto my stomach or twisting my body into unacceptable positions.
Monday evening, a friend gave me a tab of Xanax which was probably the best night of sleep that I’ve ever had. I slept on my side, still the entire night. I woke up with little to no pain, but I was left with a hefty Xanax haze that made my body feel like a sack of rocks. Later in the day, the pain crept back, but not to the degree it had been days prior. I’m happy to say that I’m feeling a lot better, but I’m still hooked on this bottle of Excedrin and the need to stretch intensely every ten minutes.
Sunday night, I went to visit Samantha, Brian and Cameron down at Fort XTAL where Samantha has been camping out. She whipped out her big, beautiful massage table and went to town on my back for half an hour. I spent the following ten minutes slinging my body over and around the table, cracking my back and neck from all sides possible - all followed by a full body inversion on the yoga/pussy-eating swing.
Unfortunately, the relief only lasted temporarily. Back to pills, back to the green. I’m hoping to remove Excedrin from this equation soon. Herbal medicine prevail!
“What do you make of the cat, Mister Spock?”
“Quite a lovely animal, Captain. I find myself strangely drawn to it.”
(Source: adicoyh, via fuckyeahdementia)
Study & Response
I may or may not use Tumblr as a place to discuss my studies over the next few weeks. Stayed tuned for knowledge.
Back to the Grind
The university is alive with anxious students and hopeful teachers. The majority of my classes have been moved to the Arts & Letters building (which has proved proved excellence in my interclass transitions). I’m currently caught in my own lull of activity, seeing that my next class does not begin until 4:20 (a real tragedy for every Tuesday and Thursday for the next 10 weeks).
Curtis Mayfield will keep me company in this downtime. Also, some of this North Alaskan Turtle Nip.
Re: OKCupid
Oh, the number of times I’ve cruised profile pictures and recoiled in disgust.
(Disclaimer: Not trying to be shallow or nothin’, but we live amongst freaks, people.)
Merry Christmas :3
Good Advice
It’s smart to wash your hands before you masturbate - especially if you’ve just finished chopping fresh jalapenos.
